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Wicked Cheap Pens
The flagship volume product. Full-color imprint on a click-stick pen, sourced through an offshore supplier vetted for domestic-level print quality. Bank tellers, real estate offices, insurance agencies, auto dealers, trade shows. If you need 2,500 pens at a branch teller cup, 10,000 for a Financial Literacy Month, or 25,000 across a multi-branch annual reorder, this is the line.
Starting at 35 cents per unit at 2,500 units. Down to 16 cents at 100,000+.
What You Get
Everything included, every charge disclosed.
Who It Is For
If this sounds like your situation, this is the line.
- Community banks and credit unions ordering 2,500+ pens for branch openings, Financial Literacy Month, or annual teller-counter restocks
- Real estate offices placing 1,500 to 5,000 pens for open-house and agent giveaways
- Insurance agencies sourcing 2,500 to 10,000 pens for client mailings, trade shows, and member referral rewards
- Auto dealer groups running multi-location pen runs across 5+ rooftops
How It Works
Four steps, fully documented.
Step 01
Scope on a 20-minute call
Quantity tier, imprint art, Pantone codes, deadline, and rush requirement. Written quote in your inbox within 24 hours, Mon to Fri.
Step 02
Approve a digital proof
I send a printed or digital proof so you can review the imprint art before any pens get made. First-time logos get a physical sample on request.
Step 03
Production runs 7 to 10 business days
Standard production runs 7 to 10 business days, rush in 5 days available. You get a status update at the production handoff and the ship date.
Step 04
Delivered to your door
Drop-shipped to your office, branch, or event location. On reorders with no art changes, the process collapses to 5 to 7 business days, no new setup fee.
Ready to scope your wicked cheap pens order?
One 20-minute call. Quote in your inbox within 24 hours. One phone number from scope to delivery.
Frequently Asked
The questions buyers ask first.
What is the minimum order on Wicked Cheap Pens?
2,500 units. That is the floor for full-color imprint pricing. Pricing is 35 cents a unit at 2,500, 27 cents a unit at 10,000, and 16 cents a unit at 100,000 and above. Setup fee is disclosed on the written quote and never charged again on exact reorders.
Can you do rush production in under 7 business days?
Yes. Standard production runs 7 to 10 business days. Rush in 5 business days is available on most product lines with a documented rush surcharge disclosed on the quote. If a deadline is genuinely impossible, I will tell you on the first call, not after you have placed the order.
How do you handle artwork files? What do I need to send?
Vector files (.ai, .eps, .pdf) are best. High-resolution PNG works for most jobs. If you only have a low-res logo, I have an in-house art process to rebuild it as a clean vector at no extra charge on first orders. Pantone color codes are appreciated but I can pull them from a printed sample if you do not have them.
Will I be hit with setup fees, screen charges, or color upcharges after the quote?
No. Every charge is on the written quote before you cut the PO. Setup, screen, color upcharges, and rush fees are all disclosed at quote stage. Surprise invoicing is the failure pattern I built this business to fix.
Can you Pantone-match our locked brand colors?
Yes. Pantone match is included on pen orders 5,000 units and above, and on every tumbler and embroidered polo order. I send a printed proof or physical sample before production on every first-time logo placement.
More questions? See the full FAQ.
Your launch date is not negotiable. Your vendor should not be either.
Book a free 20-minute call. I will scope the order, hand you a written quote within 24 hours, and tell you on the call if the timeline is realistic.